Wednesday, 4 January 2017

Thought's You Could Have / Joining the Gym this Jan

/ 'shit, thats hugeee' 
- talking about the actual blokes

/ 'Where the eff does this go?' 
- Meaning the safety clip on the treadmill, I mean i'm not even sure i've ever seen someone use it?

/ 'up and down right?'
- Right, you’re squatting, down then up.. keep your back straight and don’t let your knees go over the toes.

/ 'Why is everyone wearing headphones when the gym music is so loud?'
- They're in the 'zoneeeeeeeee' babe, but yeah it's rare you can hear your own music over the dodgy Spotify playlist

/ 'Is she running faster than me?' 
- running next to someone will always stay a competition beginner or not

/ 'Should have just gone to costa' 
- my tip, go to costa first for a black Americano, i guarantee you’ll be ready to smash your session

/ 'Can they see my thong?'
- probably

/ 'Do you reckon they can tell this kit is all knew?' 
- still slaying more than that fool with the barely there vest p.s he knows you can see his nipples, i think he kinda likes it. 

/ Da fuck am i doing here?
- I feel like we all ask ourselves this one a daily about most things… but if you’ve made it to  the gym you're doing better than Uncle Joe who laughed at you when you asked for activewear this christmas.

/ 'I can’t wait for food after'
 - yes, even after all that christmas food it is actually possible to still get hungry … 

Enjoy the crazy rush of January Gym!!

Chlo xx

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